I'm dying from all the chinese words, came here just to rant about how awful i feel.

First of all, why is the school giving us the newspaper only on Thursday? Now I have to like, summarise 3 newspaper in 2 days! Plus the newspaper starts from 19 March. And we only got on 1st April. You think it's an April's fool joke? Well, I don't get the joke. Dear Anderson, just admit that you don't have any sense of humour and kindly stop attempting anything like this anymore. YOU WANT US TO WHAT, SUMMARISE ALL THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLES OF 13DAYS IN 3DAYS? F.

Seriously, are you kidding me? It's never ending. After 3 newspaper there's more to come and it's like a black hole. There's no end and I doubt I can survive till the end. My brain will probably explode from all the chinese words. I think Anderson is so screwed up. And who suffered the brunt? Oh it's the dear old Andersonians. What happened to Caring in Actions? You call bombarding us with never-ending stuffs caring in action? There's a thing called dictionary, go and lift that arm of yours to grab that dusty old dictionary and flip to care. Tell me, you call this caring?

Secondly, I need like 1 hour to summarise one article. Because of my almost non-existence attention span. I think I have like some hyper active syndrome. I don't think I have an attention gene in me. It's like, I'll go Facebook and rant, then blogger to rant. Then heard some nice songs so I went to google the lyrics. Then forgot what the article is about so I have to re-read the article. Forgot where I summarised to so I had to re-read what I wrote. Then forgot what the article is about again and so the vicious cycle starts. I think it's a miracle my blog post are so long.

Thirdly, I. Just. Don't. Feel. Like. Doing. It.

Right. Back to real life. Asshole.

Dear ZaoBao,

There are better ways of chalking up your sales other than organizing this stupid competition. You know what is 弄巧反拙？Yeah well this is exactly what you're doing. I do NOT feel the least of inclination to fall in love with your newspaper and beg my mom to buy it everyday. Nor do I feel any interests in Chinese. I used to have this small amount of love and respect for Chinese. And wow, you killed it. The sooner the competition ends, the better. Good riddance to you. I feel like writing a letter to you. After all, what is the use of writing 公函 if we don't put it to use?

Don't push my limits.