Path to self destruction has never been so easy.
Just a facebook and my homeworks are neglected!
This is so not fun.
Facebook is not fun anymore.
I'm just going around becoming a fan and I look at my pathetic list of friends and feel so depressed ): Everyone has more friends than me! But then, who's counting. Shrug.
I need a life. Other than being cooped at home typing frantically like Albert Einstein. Can my inspirations come back to me? :((( Even a trip to library doesn't appeal to me anymore. Keep telling myself I should hone my skipping skill and try new tricks but I'm always too lazy to try. Plus it gets damn awkward. X: People are always looking like they never see people skipping before. Yeah so it's a rare sport, so?
Man I love the weather :D Perfect. Maybe I should go walk in the rain, and get struck by lightning yay.
Am. Going. To. Change. Blogsong. Again.
Anyway I hope people could stop being so paranoid.
I wonder where does the word Panadol comes from. Is it some fanciful name invented by some fengshui-master to ensure that the company would make good money selling Panadol?
Oh my brothers bought a calculator each that costs $188. Am so glad that I'm a younger sibling and I get to use their calculator and I don't need to spent money to buy a new one :D :D :D
I love the sound of rain when it hits the ground. Don't you think it's very soothing? Relaxing and calm. Singapore should have rain more often that the sun. At least rain doesn't cause cancer right. And rain doesn't have some weird UV rays or whatever that cause cancer.
I think my post are getting more and more decent nowadays yay. Three cheers for Haixuan! I should do this praise-yourself thing more often. It makes me feel better and now I'm turning back the road on self-destruction and going to sleep! After I finish using the computer to my satisfaction. Which usually means until my mom comes home and nag at me for not opening the windows, never boil water, not tidying the bed and everything. It's becoming a cycle and seriously, I'd have felt weird if she doesn't nag at me. Which is why I leave everything undone till she comes home :D Making up ridiculous excuses has never been so fun. Maybe when I have nothing to do I'd invent excuses for ridiculous situation. Bullshit.
Oh I've just realised what S.O.B. stands for. Always read it in books and don't understand what it means. So it means Son Of a Bitch. Which is like scolding your mother and not yourself -.-
Oh my brother has this whole bunch of mother jokes.
Q: What happen when a bird shits while flying?
A: Your mother went skydiving.
Q: Why are you such an ass?
A: Cos your mother is an asshole.
Doesn't really makes sense right but in a way it doesn't make sense until it's so ridiculously funny! Oh there's still a whole lot of bunch of them but I can't seem to recall it offhand. Till then!
Uh..this is not directed to anyone's mom ok. Just for laugh :D
Oh the worst thing that could happen to me is when my school library book is overdue on the start of holiday! And it gets even worse when there's this Sabbatical thing and I can't go to school to return my books! And the worst thing is there is no CCA during the holiday! Great. Just when I needed it -.-